Låttexter:
Phish Crimes Of The Mind With The Dude Of Life

Dahlia and I were taking a bath And Dahlia was smoking a cigar And she said to me "I bet you've never taken a bath With a girl smoking a cigar before

It's really plain and easy to see The family grows like a fungus on a tree The fungus keeps growing wide and tall We're happy while we flourish And sad

I am the king of nothing The emperor of emptiness I don't have a castle And I don't wear a crown I recall as a small child The dreams that I once had

Bringin' home the bacon! We're all getting taken for a ride Kiss your mama goodbye Time to let it all fly Don't get caught With your fingers in the pie

and love I must admit I'm the only one That I'm thinking of Well, I just make my honey And I put it in the bank I buy myself some presents With no one

need Of some dough" Perplexed and confused she asked him, "Oh but Captain how did you know?" Laughingly he responded, "It was really just a lucky hunch" With