You were the first to build me up You were the first to tear me down You were the first to teach me That love ain't enough to stick around Now you're
I'm pretty sure that you're not good for me but I like it I know that you know what you do to me and everyone else in the room You're professional at
A single conversation had my heart racing I can hardly get my mind off of you Stuck in the moment never knew that I would find Love so soon But every
I saw a rainbow on the day my grandma died; fucking lesbian For 15 cents a day you can feed an African; they eat pennies Old peoples' skin sags because
We live in a binary reality, we do It's a world of black and white There's only two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists What is
When I say "hey," You say "hoe!" Hey (hoe!) Hey (hoe!) That's basically how Hitler rose to power My ex-girlfriend, she was a bitch, But you know, they
My dog's stomach was very upset, so we put him in the car and we went to the vet And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat I say, isn't that ironic? I
High School party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin on beer I like soda, wheres the soda Am I the only fucking person here that likes soda I
One two three four People think I'm tall You probably do too Got a big hat size and a 16 shoe And a 16 shoe As tall as a tree But as wide as a twig
Intro (spoken): I feel like hip hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, and now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of misogyny, gay
men and women men are like vows, cause they are easily broken women are like cows, cause they both have vagina's men are like muzzles ya, cause they will
Art is dead, art is dead Art is dead, art is dead Entertainers like to seem complicated But we're not complicated I can explain it pretty easily Have
So here's a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive. What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy,
All the seats at the Sunday masses filled with the masses mass of asses, classes pass fast as molasses, ceremonial reading glasses. Read a little bit
Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters. Umm, alright. Lets get right to it Who wants to start us off? How about you
Before Youtube I walked through life... And now I frolic. Youtube's been like a farther to me, except you Youtube's not an Al-coholic Before Youtube I
My show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious Like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on, It's also a little bit gay and
Bo's a feminist so take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em take off your bras and burn em, or you can let Bo Burnham burn em.
