A woman lived alone, not far from a town In a run-down old house that was falling to the ground The children in the neighborhood would taunt her and
a new drum set and a super hero cape A doll that can eat and can change her shape I wanna toy dog and a big toy gun And I think that Barry's CDs would
First it bit my behind Then nibbled on my ear I'd rather have my hearing marred Than tooth marks on my rear Then it took away my sister While we were
If you're ever feeling down Go giggle tickle fiddle little wiggle around Giggle tickle fiddle little wiggle around Left right backwards and upside down
Your face is friendly and you're smart and you are always clean I know you have the nicest nose I knows Irve ever seen Your personality's a plus, you
Tomatoes from the garden are a summer treat But it's a donut that I wanna eat Put 'em in your salad, put 'em in your stew Heat 'em and eat 'em with your
Well I was walking down the street When I chanced to see A baby waddling back and forth And crawling right to me And she said, "Have a little smoke?
I am a fierce and ferocious beast, Though I'm sure you cannot tell. I take my pills and medicine, 'Cause I don't feel so well. My head is stuffed, my
Whenever I am naughty, whenever I am bad Whenever I do something that makes my parents mad Like the time I bit the mailman or left stuff on the floor
Stuck at home with nothing to do Nothing to do, nothing to do Stuck at home with nothing to do Let's make a homemade band You grab the big pot, I'll
Cindy's absent, she's not here, Why oh why--oh my; poor dear With thoughts of some exotic dish, She began to eat the fish That used to swim 'round
Ever since this morning When you got out of bed You've waited for me to be done And listened when I said I just need five more minutes I won't be very
Hey Jack, what's in the sack? What's in the sack That you're carrying on your back, Jack? It bounces and it moves, I think that I can hear it talk
I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, Yes you can, Yes you can, Yes you can, Yes you can I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, Yes you can, Yes
It seems whenever things go wrong, I'm the one who you accuse Sometimes I'm blamed for accidents and things that I just didn't do. I am very often guilty
I don't brush my teeth; I never comb my hair I wear the same socks everyday and I don't care I never have to clean my room. I never change my shirt
I got snot, I got phlegm, I got a lot more problems, let me tell you 'bout them: I sit still, I get rest, I take pills and aspirin and never get dressed
I see you with your hand held up It's the third time today. I don't believe you need to go I think you don't wanna stay. The first time was at nine o