lady) what? (andrew) what's your name? (old lady) dorus (andrew) well dorus i have good news (dorus) you meen my husband is reaturning from world war two? (andrew
special, like free ketchup packets Ostriches and midget porn Vaccinations and plastic corn And I love you (I'm loving you sweet child!)(WAA!) Plastic whips and leather shoes Hepititas and Elmers glue And
yeast infection I saw the police man, and punched him in the eye, to serve and protect, WHAT A LIE!! I also don?t like white people, you shouldn?t too, and
sluttier younger There too young to be talking about sex And losing their virginity at recess Buying push up bras you have to stuff to fill in And giving
haw! (bull whip cracks) (Adam) Jesus christ Andrew, that's seriously the worst song we've ever done. (Andrew) I don't know, what about Do it in the butt? (Adam
never got blown Now we're naked on the cover of that mag Rolling Stone We're all over the news and the world is in shock We're young and we're hot, and
in 45 states and pending a massive lawsuit by the department of health and human services. Well I was never one to listen to doctors, and I'm glad I
Hug the police all day and all night Protect and Serve ya thats pretty fly They got guns, a badge, mase, and hand cuffs What they dont got is tolerance
Oy, Oy Vey Oy, Oy Vey What I like about Jews Theyre real cool guys Abused by the Romans and Germans but they took it in stride They have big noses and
they play some of my favorite songs like "Stab my heart because I love you" and "Rip apart my soul" and of course "Stabby rip stab stab" And It doesn