Ooh Ahh I know what you want, I know what you need But I?m gonna screw it up, yeah ?Cause I?m an idiot And I?m your boyfriend, yes I am I'm gonna take
Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball Jimmy, what do you say? You can't play basketball Jimmy
I don't wanna, do we have to? I don't wanna, do we have to? Don't wanna go down and drink in the woods We could get some mad dog and hang out in my garage
Well, my freshman year had an awesome R.A. I had the best R.A.in the world I wish you was with me all my 4 years His name is Arnold Baldwin, we had this
Get in the car Road rage My knuckles are white and my face is bright red Road rage Doin' 65 on a suped-up moped Road rage Is that you that gave me the
[Jimmy Fallon with a British Accent] Hello, my name is Jimmy Fallon And welcome back to the audition for Troll Productions Inc. Remember we are looking
U can't touch this Don't turn around, uh-oh. Der kommisar's in town, uh-oh I heard you on the wireless back in '52. Oh-wah-oh. What did you tell them?
Snow day School's closed and I can't wait To go outside and I just might Get into a snowball fight Snowball, snowball Snowball fight Snowball, snowball
Hello, hello my name is Jimmy Fallon And welcome to the auditions for Troll Productions Inc Remember, we're looking for a star or celebrity To sponsor
Do you guys have fake IDs? Yeah, you gotta have fake IDs man No, I'm not gonna knock you or anything I'm not like twenty one jump street come on hey
See, that's what college is all about Man you gotta love college Man it's the best thing in the world You drink, you have fun, you do the walk of shame
[Girl:] Hey guys, how you doing tonight? I hope everyone enjoyed homecoming this year and now i'm proud to introduce Jimmy Fallon!
ve got four camera angles ... that'll be perfect welcome to college... go screw your self [as student] HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead. [Jimmy
{Go back, go back Go back to ur dorm, you got your roommate That never works out, that never works out They don't want it to work out They want it like
Come, they told me Pa, rum, pa, pum, pum A newborn king to see Pa, rum, pa, pum, pum Our finest gifts we bring Pa, rum, pa, pum, pum To lay before the
'clock in the mornin A wasted valentine's night, right My x-girlfriends getting a phone call tonight I got taquila in me Don't hang up it's your x-boyfriend, Jimmy
It?s so hard to have a conversation with you It?s not what you say or what you do You?re my real good friend Yes, that I must admit That?s why it breaks
Colin Quinn: This week the first advanced reviews of the new Star Wars movie came out. Really excited about it is Jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon: Thanks,
