Guitar tablature for "Dixie Deviant" by "Bozo Cyclops"

Artist: Bozo Cyclops
Piece: Dixie Deviant
Instrument: Guitar
Submitter: unknown
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"DIXIE DEVIANT", By BOZO CYCLOPS
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Crazy, Crazy Lyrics....... THIS GUY iS FROM SOME STRANGE, PERVERTED DIMENSION!!--

This song is a twisted take on an old standard Dixie/Ragtime progression... It's really just a verse
that loops with no traditional chorus--  when you get the first few chords it should be
familiar.....Enjoy thy Insanity!! IMPORTANT NOTE:  all chords get 4 counts, so you must
creatively phrase the lyrics to fit within the constant, consistent, 1,2,3,4 rhythm (Think Leon
Redbone) - WORDS IN PARENTHESES ARE EITHER ASIDES OR OPTIONAL....           
VOCAL MELODY  IS VERY SIMILAR TO CLASSIC TUNE, "AIN"T MISBEHAVIN'"
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 The loop is this:  All quarter notes, each chord gets equal 4 counts, (one chord per 4/4 measure, 8
measures in each verse), 110 Bpm, 4/4 swing time, Staccato, Tacet
                                  <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<                                                                                                                                       
                                       B-/-Bb7-/-Am-/-Ab7-/-Db7-/-Gb7-/--B-/-Gb7-rpt
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>    

   (B)     (Bb7)    (Am)    (Ab7)    (Db7)        Gb7)          
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 E   7       6         5       4           x                      2            
 A   6       5         7       3           4                      1       
 D   4       6         7       4           3                      2
 G   4       x         x       x           4                                   
 B   x       x         x       x           x                      x      X    
E   x       x         x       x           x                      
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                          < VS.1>
  (B)                (Bb7)                                          (Am)                                    (Ab7)
Dixie, dixie,/ (way) down in dixie, dixieland-/ I’m suckin whiskey from an /old coke can, dodgin’ 
(Db7)                      (  Gb7)                     (B)
/cement mixers- and  /UFO’s , playin/ hopscotch in the gutter with an  
                  Gb7)
               / old dead toad

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!!!HENCEFORTH :THE "/" symbol denotes the point in each sentence (sometimes mid-word) that
the chords switch after the first (B)
chord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!	
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Way (B)..  down in the/ willy-willy willywags /-double dutchin on a /ziggity-

zag, throwin /stones at the robots, /doin (they) time,-/ bummin  pennies off the.......    (cont.)

flunkies in the/ unemployment line-

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My (B)..   home’s in- the/ groovy groovy garbagepile-/ lickin dogfood cans and / wearin a 

smile, cuz you/ know they can’t touch me,/ I’m crazy as a loon,- /howlin like a 

werewolf at


the /rabbit in the moon-
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      I	got an a(B)ppointment- with the /Devil, you know,-in the/ suicide 

drainhole behind the a/bandoned nursing home, he’s got to/ teach me some mojo, a/ wicked ,wicked
spell, so i could/ teleport to Neptune, and /ring it like a bell


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(but then)	I got a )(B) meetin’ with /Jesus you see,  he’s gotta / fix my 

broken brain cuz

its been /botherin’ me, i need to/ quit  masturbatin -lookin at /piles a turds and /feedin poison
exlax to the/ woodpecker birds	(that's cuz)..
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     (B)	They never quit rappin, tippy-/tappin  in my Mind/,tellin me to get bent on cocaine
and for/maldehyde  
 and /jump off a silo- /as if I could fly ,like a/ vulture when he smells somebody /fixin’ to
die
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      [But] I just..  [B] need to hang on to what's /left of my brain- till Je/hovah, come 
over

guess I /gotta kill the pain, i got/ five solid hours till the rendez/vous- i need TO / gobble up some
Sominex and /Woodpecker Stew--OOH				
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{B} ooh....	Jes’ call me /TCB- /I play a mean skinflute when I’m /buzzin like a bee- I can
/replicate the call of the 3-toed sloth-  by simul/taneously playin bagpipes and /jackin-jackin
off  /	
     
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                        (B)                          (Bb7)
(Down in)/ Dixie... My Good ole  /Dixieland,   I'm just a Natural born 
  
(Am)                                                   (Db7)        (Gb7)                         (B)
/Southern Space-man,  down in the/ Willywags,/ do what I do when I /want to...

              
            Gb7)                                         B
           / I get My Kicks waydown in /Dixie ...
             Gb7)                                        B
            /I get My Kicks waydown in /Dixie .......
              Gb7)                                       B( let ring.....)
            /I get My Kicks waydown in /Dixie ............

         -----------(WHISPERED:"Yasssssss!!!")