Låttexter: WWE. Other. Billy Gunn ("Mr. Ass").

I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man...

Yeahhhhhhh

I love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em, And I'm gonna kick 'em

Cause I'm an assman, Yeaahhhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assman

So many asses, So little time
A little tight one, Can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, Of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind

I'm an assman, Yeahhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
I'm an assman

Buns of glory, Buns of steel
Your eyes will give away the truth of how I feel
You walk behind me, I feel the heat
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street

I'm an assman, Yeahhhh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh

I love to love 'em, I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em, I love to stick 'em
(*ECHO* I *ECHO*) Love to flaunt 'em, I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em, And I'm gonna kick 'em

I'm an assman, Yeaahh, I'm an assman
Yes, I'm an assman, Ohh oh oh
Cause I'm an assman
Yeahhhh, I'm an ass man
Yes, I'm an assman, Yeahhh
I'm a ass man, Ohh Oh Oh
I'm an ass man
Yes, I'm an assman
Cause I'm an assman
Yeahhhh, I'm an ass man