Låttexter: The Vandals. Bad Birthday Bash.

House all to myself - it was my birthday present - But total wrack'n'ruin - soon became apparent - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - I thought they'd played the cowboy song - (I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be mellow - (but how could I know) - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - Asked to bring some friends - they walked in with mohawks - As the band began to play - they started to throw rocks - Now I thought that this was cool - til they threw me in the pool - The sofa must of missed me - cause now it sits here with me - I just wanted a band - to play my favorite song - I thought that it would be mellow - but boy was I wrong - I thought they'd played the cowboy song - (I heard it on the radio) - I thought it could be mellow - (but how could I know) - War declared on furniture - still no mercy shown - Anything not nailed - was immediately thrown - Final damage toll - is better left unspoken - By the time they left my house - there was nothing left unbroken