Låttexter: Soundtrack Artists. Lazy Pirate Day.

(Captain Jack Swallows)
Yo, Yo, Yo, Chech this out.
Lazy pirate day, set sail in the afternoon.

(Random Pirates)
We got these dope-ass grillz from melted dabloons!

(Captain Jack Swallows)
I named my ship Fantasia after the American Idol Winner!

(Random Pirates)
He should've named it studder! Yeah, yeah, boy! That's one big brother!
Seacrest out!

(All)
We are the Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
We are the Pirates (Word!) Of the Carribean!
Yes, the Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
You love use Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
Count us Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!

(Pirate Whores)

Check me out, boys, I got real big *Beep*
I know all you pirates wanna *Beep*
And thinking about putting your *beep*
in my *beep*
I know you're begging *beep* when ya *beep*
In my *beep beep* (oohh yeah...)
Take out your swords and *beep beep beep**beepbeepbeepbeep*
Lick... *beep beep* and suck! *beep beep*

(All)
We are the Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
We are the Pirates (Word!) Of the Carribean!
Yes, the Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
You love use Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!
Count us Pirates (What?) Of the Carribean!

(Captain Jack Swallows)
Word to the crackin'!