Låttexter: Soho Dolls. I'm Not Cool.

I thought you put me in rapture
I never asked you to dump her
Thought you knew we'd have a high life
Ba da ba da ba da ba ba

And still I see your philosophy
Falling through my tainted mind
Would you dig my dirt 'cause I'm so desperate
Can't you see you're wasting time?

It ain't ever gonna feel this good, honey
I've failed to tell you, to tell you now

That I've been fooled
'Cause I'm not cool
And the scissors slide
Away with my pride

Speeding down a dead end track
I wanted you, there's no way back
Got a destructive appetite
Ba da ba da ba da ba ba

Oh baby, please lift me off my knees
A little smile can go for miles
I may be young but I will grow up strong
And by then she'll look like her mum

It ain't ever gonna feel this good, honey
I've failed to tell you, to tell you now

That I've been fooled
'Cause I'm not cool
And the scissors slide
Away with my pride

Just to be absolutely sure of the facts
I'm happy to act just as a side salad
Happy to act
Happy to pay
Happy to wait
Baby, you're great

When your oven goes ping, I'll be there on your plate
When your oven goes ping, I'll be there on your plate
When your oven goes ping, I'll be there on your plate
When your oven goes ping I'll be there on your plate
When her oven goes bang

I've been fooled
'Cause I'm not cool
And the scissors slide
Away with my pride