Låttexter: Randy Newman. Make Up Your Mind.

I know how I got in trouble
I know how I came to grief
I know why people all over
Are disappointed with me

When I get up I want down
When I got thin I want fat fat fat fat
When I get square I want round
When I got this I want that

You'd better make up your mind
You'd better make up your mind
I understand what you're sayin' to me
Make up your mind
But I can't do it

Every time things look good, makes me feel bad
Each time a little bird of happiness flies by
It makes me feel so goddamn sad
I want to cry
(Make up your mind)

This little piggy went to the market
And that little piggy got caught up and put in a zoo
Last little piggy went waa waa waa waa waa waa
'Cause he didn't know what he was supposed to do

Comes a time in every man's life
When he must decide
Whether he want to drive a bus
Or just go along for the ride

You'd better make up your mind
Make up your mind
I understand you sister
Make up your mind
I understand you sister
Make up your mind
But I can't do it