Låttexter: Rammstein. Pussy. Pussy.

Too big, too small?
Size does matter, after all
Zu gro?, zu klein?
Er konnte etwas gro?er sein

Mercedes-Benz und autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise, reise fahrvergnugen
Ich will nur spa?, mich nicht verlieben

Just a little bit, just a little, bitch
You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany

Too short, too tall?
Doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu gro?, zu klein?
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein

Schones fraulein, lust auf mehr
Blitzkrieg mit dem fleischgewehr
Schnaps im kopf, du holde braut
Steck bratwurst in dein sauerkraut

Just a little bit be my little bitch
You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
Germany, Germany

You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!

You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

You've got a pussy, I have a dick
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick

So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait!
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany