Låttexter: Queers, The. Otras Canciones. Duke Kahanamoku.

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He ain't no squirt in a Black Flag shirt

But he's number one in Waikiki

He won't smoke crack behind your back

while he's hanging from a coconut tree

He can shoot the curl all around the world

He's cooler than you and me



Duke Duke Duke Kahanamoku - 4x

It ain't the waves you catch

It ain't the drugs you do

You'll never be as cool as Duke Kahanamoku



Some people say Dick Dale's just the coolest dude

(He even take karate lesson -- with Elvis too)

He can shoot the curl around the world

He's cooler than you and me



Chorus



We're getting lots of girls -- at least we sure hope so

(It's hard to tell at times down in old Rio)

He can shoot the curl all around the world

He's cooler than you and me



Chorus ad nauseum to end