Låttexter: Nanowar. Other Bands Play, Nanowar Gay!. Burger.

[In background you hear violins playing the jingle of a very well-known food company
commercial often aired in Italy]

[Some knight] Un brindisi! [A toast!]
[King] Ciambellano! [Seneschal Master of Ceremonies!]
[Seneschal] Si, vostra Altezza! [Yes, my Lord]
[K] UN happy meal! [A Happy Meal!]
[S] Come vuole, ecco. [Sure. Here you are.]
[K] Coff.. gouggh... [Coughs]
[S] Sire!
[K] Ma questo happy meal... freddo! [But.... this Happy Meal... is COLD!]
[S] Ma, vostsra altezza... [But... Sir...]
[K] Ma questo happy meal... fa schifo! [But.... this Happy Meal... SUCKS!]
[S] Ma... [But...]
[K] DECAPITATELO! [Decapitate him!]

(Grazie a Monz, the_puss per questo testo)