Låttexter: MC Lars. The Graduate. Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock.

MC Lars is more punk than you
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Books about Evanescence
(Are not punk rock)
Guns n' Roses watches
(Are not punk rock)

Hello Kitty iPod cases
(Are not punk rock)
Rob Zombie lunch boxes
(Are not punk rock)

Slipknot binder paper
(Is not punk rock)
Tinkerbell pillow cases
(Are not punk rock)

Led Zeppelin air fresheners
(Are not punk rock)
Tupac incense burners
(Are not punk rock)

Hot topic is not punk rock
(Hot topic)
Hot topic is not punk rock
(Hot topic)

Hot topic is not punk rock
(Hot topic)
Hot topic is not punk rock
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Misfits candle tins
(Are not punk rock)
ICP throw blankets
(Are not punk rock)

Beaded Elvis curtains
(Are not punk rock)
Talking lambchop plush dolls
(Are not punk rock)

AC/DC hair clips
(Are not punk rock)
Spongebob wristbands
(Are not punk rock)

Sex Pistols boxer shorts
(Are not punk rock)
Dischord back catalog
(Okay, maybe that's punk rock)
What?

Hot topic is not punk rock
(Hot topic)
Hot topic is not punk rock
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Hot topic is not punk rock
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Hot topic is not punk rock
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Hot topic is a contrived identification
With youth subcultures to manufacture
An anti-authoritarian identity and make millions

The 8 dollars you paid for the Mudvayne poster
Would be better spent used to see your brother's friend's band
DIY ethics are punk rock, starting your own label is punk rock
G.G. Allin was punk rock

But when a crass corporate vulture
Feeds on mass-consumer culture
This spending mommy's money is not punk rock