Låttexter: Kimya Dawson. Jest's Birthday.

It's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day
captain noodle saves the day day
silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild
doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today
shaneena neeneena nay it's your birthday

twenty five and eleventeen and sometimes people are really mean
they'll stab you in the back and they'll punch you in the eye
they'll spit in your coffee and then laff when you cry
but me i would never purposely hurt you
i might give you a wet willie and a noogie or two
you are my brother from another mother
even when we argue we still love each other

it's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day
captain noodle saves the day day
silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild
doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today
shaneena neeneena nay it's your birthday

eleventeen and twenty five is a super duper long time to be alive
but you and me we've had our fun
think of all the wacky crazy messed up things we've done
like mp2k rock and rollin trying to be nice
singin dancin pissin pants avoiding pubic lice
remember the time we saw kenny g he wanted to hump you
that's what he told me

it's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day
captain noodle saves the day day
silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild
doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today
shaneena neeneena nay shaneena nee nee no nee no baby
shaneena nee nee no nay!
it's your birthday