Låttexter: Kid Rock. Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch.

Kid rock (in background):
Lemme tell ya 'bout kyle's momma
Straight out of tailor, joe c.
Joe c.:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch, she's the biggist bitch I know
And she stinks like shit!
Remember back when, the day when she was skinny,
Now she's fucked cause she still thinks she's pritty
I just laugh, and walk on past saying:
"shit, God damn thats a big fat ass!"
Should fuck that slut, she's a big fat trip,
But I still let her suck this ten foot dick!
Joe c., I'm a crazy hick, down with kid rock, and the south park click

I don't know much, but I know this shit:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch!

Kid rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid rock:
Kid rock... check it, un hu, un hu...
My homme named kyle lives up the block,
Got a big fat mom that sucks my cock!
Non stop, she's a sight to see,
A real slappy bitch that dusts right by me.
She might be the best suck in the mountians,
Ten times a week, but shit, who's counting?
I'm astounded by the thing's she does,
She's the suckinist, fuckinist creep there ever was!

She ain't a slut she's a supper groupie,
Pass that bitch around like a dubbie!

I don't know much, but I know this:
Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch!

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid rock (in background):
Oh, shit....
Tell 'em joe

Joe c.:
Im joe c., the "c" stands for cool,
I might be a fuck, but I ain't no fool!
I just rolled from south park to boulder,
Cause kyles mom trippin' on that soil boulder!
Then I sold her, cause I'm like that freak ass pimp,
But you know that, I just pack all tracks like a puffy,
Colorodo bitches ain't shit but yuppies.

Wut up, I'm the j-o-e to the mother fucking c
It's the place to be,

I don't know much but I know this,
Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch!

Kid rock:
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch
Kyle's momma's a big fat bitch

Joe c.:
She's a three toed snake ass cross-eyed bitch!

Kid rock (in background):
You, that's right, joe c., kid rock,
The twisted brown mother fucking trucker,
This goes out to all the fat bitches...
Hehehe!
Yo, yo, let's make some wine.