Låttexter: Jilliane. Inspired By A TrUe Story. Rockstar Garageband.

I've put up with this for way to long
I never liked any of your bands stupid songs
It's not a matter of personal opinion
No it was never your music that got you women

And all you wanted to be was axel Rose, Vanilla Ice, or Bon Jovi

I'm calling all Ex-boyfriend wanna-be Rockstar Garagebands
You'll find them on a neighboorhood tour in their broke down van
I'm calling all Ex-boyfriend wanna-be Rockstar Garagebands
I'm sorry hunny but I lied when I said I was your number one fan

You're really not to bad at playing guitar
But without one decent song you'll never get far
You're lead singer was the bigest joke that I've ever seen.
And then you Fired him and hired some guy who can't sing

And all you wanted to be was axel Rose, Vanilla Ice, or Bon Jovi

I'm calling all Ex-boyfriend wanna-be Rockstar Garagebands
You'll find them on a neighboorhood tour in their broke down van
I'm calling all Ex-boyfriend wanna-be Rockstar Garagebands
I'm sorry hunny but I lied when I said I was your number one fan

And all you wanted to be was axel Rose, Vanilla Ice, or Bon Jovi

(Thanks to Jilliane for these lyrics)