Låttexter: Hermann Lammers Meyer. Other. Kleenex Teardrop Tissue.

Yes you write them sad old songs, then you sing `em from the heart
You brought lots of tears in Texas, that`s not bad here, for a start
Now you`re looking for a sponsor,
To go out there nationwide
Yes that Kleenex Teardrop Tissue makes your future soft and wide

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Oh that Kleenex Teardrop Tissue got a country style design
They print your name and picture with your latest hurtin` ryhmes
The crowds you draw go crazy
Mom`s proud of her baby....

Streched out in his limo drinkin` wine
There`ll be boxes by the jukebox, .. three tissues cost a dime
So everyone can be prepared to hear ?It`s Crying Time?
They `ll send out promo packs to DJs
And sell ?em with your compact disc
That Kleenex Teardrop Tissue is something noone wants to miss

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Oh that Kleenex Teardrop Tissue ...