Låttexter: Handsome Devil. Samurai.

I did some time in Tokyo in a dojo
Learned karate and kung fu
And judo 'cause you know

I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside
Eating fried rice and I lie
I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese
I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free

In Nagasaki, I'm drinking saki
And watching hockey in my jockeys
And I'm a servant to technology

I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside
Eating fried rice and I lie
I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese
I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free

Go, [Incomprehensible]

In my Nissan, I put the priest on
And I head out on the highway to Budokan
I'm metal basted and domo wasted

I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside
Eating fried rice and I lie
I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese
I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free

Well I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside
Eating fried rice and I lie
I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese
I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free

Well I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside
Eating fried rice and I lie
I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese
I'm on the trapeze, and I'm free

Well I'm a fuckin' samurai from the darkside
Eating fried rice and I lie
I'm not Bruce Lee, I'm not Chinese
I'm on the trapeze