Låttexter: Gwar. Cool Place To Park.

(Vocals by Beefcake)

Frozen it time.

We watched as you grew.
Now the ice is gone.
And now, we travel on -
Seems like forever.
Y'know we're look for...
We can't find cool cool cool place to park

Old Medusa with her gorgon braids
She invites us to her promenade
Driving in our death-machines
A thousand years or more
Around and around and around and around the block
Y'know we're looking for
A cool place to park

Satan's sow is honking
Hera's slowly creeping
nymphs in my back seat all dripping on my naugahyde
please let me find a
COOL PLACE TO PARK!

humanity is in my way
your golden arches and
your shopping malls
remind us
you must fall down

down fall down
fall down
cool
park
cool
park
[repeated alot]