Låttexter: Bob Geldof. How to Compose Popular Songs That Will Sell. Systematic 6-Pack.

I've got a brand new
Automatic, systematic 6 pack
Flashback, turn your body back
[Incomprehensible] is going south

I wanna time shifting, face lifting
Tight butt, no gut
Trout pouting, collagenically botox mouthing
Everything is hanging down

Systematic 6-pack, you're 58 and a half
Freeze dried, don't it make you cryogenically preserved
And isn't it absurd you're going to conserved in ice
Nice

Give me a sexual Niagara
Little diamond blue pill gotta get Viagra
A drag, still I wanna shag
Get hard, too hard, you're 58 and a half

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, yeah

Oh, man
Oh, man