Låttexter: Frank Zappa. Halloween. Conehead.

FZ: Conehead
FZ & Band: She ain't really dumb
FZ: She's just a
Conehead
FZ & Band: 'Tater chip crumbs
All over her face
Is there any more beer
Stashed away at her place?
FZ: She's just a Conehead
She can't help herself
She's a Conehead girl
FZ & Band: Pitch her a ring
That is the thing
That's getting her HOT-ah!
A hoop or a ring
Goin' over the top
FZ: Of her Conehead
She is from a small town in France
'N she's a Conehead girl
You know
FZ & Band: That's what she gives me
FZ: Is a wuh
Conehead
FZ & Band: When she's on her knees
The point is so high
High!
I keep sayin' please
Keep it out of my eye
FZ: 'Cause she's a
Conehead
FZ & Band: Remulak
Remulak
Remulak
I'm comin' back.
Remulak
Remulak
Remulak
FZ: Heh heh heh heh
FZ & Band: Remulak
Remulak
Remulak
I'm comin' back.
Remulak
Remulak
FZ: Everybody

FZ & Band: Remulak
Remulak
Remulak
Remulak
I'm comin' back
Remulak
Remulak
Remulak
FZ: Har har har har
FZ & Band: Remulak
Remulak
Remulak
I'm comin' back
Remulak
Remulak
FZ: Okay Shankar, take it away.
(Shankar violin solo)