Låttexter: Emmy The Great. My Guitar.

My guitar is a person

Put her on the chair

She?s only one who listens

She?s the only one who cares



I?m lonely like a hermit

I'm emptier than glass

My guitar annoys you so

You can stick it up your arse



Me and my guitar oh-oh-o

Ponder the significance of yellow snow

We talk about the movies and who?s been on the news

Magicians, cats and paedophiles

The comments always make me smile and lately we?re discussing the Bronte sisters three

My guitar likes charlotte, but I dig Emily



Me and my guitar oh-oh-o

We often wonder who invented day glow

Was it Jon snow?

Was it Jon snow?

And the best instruments in town are thoughtful and polite



Tonight we?re watching movies staring the brat pack

We rented half the Jarvis films and the empire strikes back

'Cos that one is her favourite of the star wars trilogy

It handles all these metaphors,

like good and bad

and peace and war



Me and my guitar oh-oh-o

We sit and try and pin point the funniest thing we know

And of course it really has to be Jon Lesley