Låttexter: David Lee Roth. Eat 'Em And Smile. Bump And Grind.

Oh yeah, lookin' for love at the back of a taxi
Got lucky in a cheap hotel
Hot pants, mm, nasty
Don't bother knockin' 'cause you know damn well

This blind date is cash and carry
Dead ringer for the big first prize
Chance meeting in the roaring eighties
You ain't going home tonight

So shake it slowly
And do that bump and grind

Well, I can tell you gotta few reservations
More value, beg for the buck
I may be wrong but I think she kinda likes ya
Think quick or you're out of luck

This blind date is cash and carry
We have a winner for the big first prize
Chance meeting in the roaring eighties
You ain't going nowhere tonight

Shake it slowly
And do that bump and grind
Rotate slowly
Make it bump and grind

Oh, I feel romantic
Oh, I wanna let you know
Have you ever really studied dancing
Or do you make it up as you go?

Shake it slowly
Do that bump and grind
Move it slowly
And make it bump and grind
Bump it