Låttexter: David Allan Coe. Whips and Things.

we're gona do this song for useless
ohhhh i was in to whips'n'things she was into pain
i would beat her black and blue when she called me names
chained her to the basement wall where she went insane
and i was in to whips'n'things she was into pain

ohh finger fuckin sally worked at kelly's bar
she showed me her titties in ronney murphy's car
she was the first lady to let me go that far
finger fuckin sally down at kelly's bar

and pussy eatin pamela went to kelly's high
caught her in the bathroom, i thought she would die
eatin susan's pussy, licked that sucker dry
pussy eatin pamela went to kelly's high

suck'm silly shirley came out after dark
she would give us head jobs in centinnial park
all the girls would snub her, said she was a nark
suck'm silly shirley from centinnial park


yess, good ole bloody marys' on the rag again
pussy eatin pamelas' got blood on her chin
suckm silly shirley got caught after dark
finger fuckin sally in centinnial park

noww pussy eatn pamelas' in the county jail
suckm silly shirley left town on a rail
they sent bloody mary to the pen for life
aaaannnnndddd finger fuckn sally
she became my wife

i was into whips'n'things she was into pain
and i would beat her black and blue when she called me names
chained her to the basement wall where she went insane
i was into whips'n'things she was into pain