Låttexter: Circle Jerks (The). Group Sex. What's Your Problem?.

Girls hate guys
because of the things we try
guys hate girls
because of the things they say
behind our backs while we're away

tell me what's your problem?
what's inside of you?
tell me what's your problem?
what you're gonna do?

I got a date
I can't be late
If she don't show up
I'll masturbate