Låttexter: Vic Chesnutt. 12 Johnnies.

One johnny went to the newlywed school.
One Johnny did a [mike landry?]
One Johnny went to the ice cream shop, to have a fit in the pantry.
Go Johnny go , go Johnny go.

One Johnny went in the factory flame
One Johnny did all his laundry
One hippie Johnny, [rented a ball?]
Blew out what was his Johnny?
Go johnny go, go johnny go

One Johnny did just what he could do
One Johnny did some of everything
One Johnny did some [dead little man ?]
Who just stepped foot in his driveway
Go Johnny go, go johnny go

One Johnny was a foxy little number
One Johnny he was a shy one.
One Johnny he grew nectarines,
Decided today just to bite one
Go Johnny go, go Johnny go.