Låttexter: Buck McCoy. Top Dog.

(feat. Honey (the Wonder Dog))

Verse: You look so fine in that little short red dress, your good intentions
May get you in a mess there are jokers to the left of me, losers to the right,
The next guy to come over here may just start a fight looks like I?ll be putting out a forest fire
Chorus: I?m the big man on campus I am your bodyguard, I?m now runnin? the show
Like the Boss Hog, and your big man on campus is now taking charge I am to your rescue as your?Top Dog
Verse: You could wear my jacket, you could catch a death of cold this clientele around here makes me feel a little old
There?s whistling from the corner and there?s howlin? all around there will be some moaning if I have to take some down
I better go and put my red cape on. Repeat Chorus
Bridge: What?s gonna happen when you hit the dance floor? I?ll have to call the Army
or the National Guard. The Navy and Marines may have to fight here too
Before that I may have to go and clear this room. I?m your big man on campus
Solo/Verse 2: I?ve got you covered if you feel the need to, get a little crazy I will understand
You?ll cause a riot with the moves you make, and things could really get too out of hand
Chorus Twice: I?m your big man on campus I?m your bodyguard, I?m now runnin? the show like the
Boss Hog and the big man on campus is now taking charge
I am to your rescue as your Top Dog