Låttexter: Bob Schneider. The Californian.

You dona??t know me but my namea??s Eileen
I was brought up bad down in New Orleans
I got a head full of hammers and heart full of sand
Half Puerto Rican, half butter pecan

Well they hung my momma from a telephone pole
Cause she baked my pa into a casserole
Born to be the king of rock and roll
125,000 years old

Superman can go and kiss my ass

Half nitroglyc, half fiberglass
My baby says I taste like sugarcane
You know what I said you know Ia??m insane

Now I live in California with my girl Quang Jo
She won the bronze in the a??88 hammer throw
Shea??s libra on the cusp of scorpio
I call her Hiawatha, she calls me Crazy Joe