Låttexter: Adrian Belew. None of The Above.

(belew/fetters/nyswonger)

Full color cover shot
Self magazine
Where the limos go
People start to scream
Shiny women on a yacht
These are things I ain't got

None of the above

Top ten well dressed men
Every hair in place

Author, skier, millionaire
Epitome of taste
Always willing, always hot,
All these things I am not

None of the above

I wish I was invisible,
Intelligent or pretty
But I'm none of the above