Låttexter: Alexis Blue. Hypothetical Situations. (Now It's An) Alcoholocaust.

We werent expecting the ritz its safe to say that we were well and truly off our tits
By the time we went over - hello there, nice to meet you
We werent expecting the ritz, but it was just like a hazy snapshot of the blitz
Does anybody not know her? Don't go there I advise...

Four and twenty weekends baked in one messy night
Drinks were thrown, confidence grown did nothing but incite
Egos to mature, someone starts but this time - I'll let it slide

12 cans 6 shots stella, JD, scotch and a glass of red
Won't lead to much except a sore head, regrets and another threat
His ego's too mature, once more he said - lets take this outside

Now its an Alcoholocaust, and the blames on me and you
When bad behaviours reinforced, nothing is a taboo
What you are, what you knew
What you think and what you do
The bad thing about this of course
Is that we know its overdue

I think in hindsight it's best if id had stayed at home
Not go out at night, not get in a fight with anyone alone
Not drink much no more, wander - absinthe makes the heart grow fonder

A rowdy drunken head hears only one jaded voice
It whispers dont you forget that, you have the choice
Of hiding here all day, or squaring up to them - what do you say?

Now its an Alcoholocaust, and the blames on me and you
When bad behaviours reinforced, nothing is a taboo
What you are, what you knew
What you think and what you do
The bad thing about this of course
Is that we know its overdue

Don't you dare come near me
You've had a few too many
And you cant see or think clearly
Don't you dare come near me
This is war

Now its an Alcoholocaust, and the blames on me and you
When bad behaviours reinforced, nothing is a taboo
What you are, what you knew
What you think and what you do
The bad thing about this of course
Is that we know its overdue

Its an Alcoholocaust, and the blames on me and you
When bad behaviours reinforced, nothing is a taboo
What you are, what you knew
What you think and what you do
The bad thing about this of course
Is that we know (that we know) its overdue

(Thanks to Alexis Blue for these lyrics)